Unfortunately I have to wash my pillowcase now.
In our daily talks (yes I talk to my dog, do you see anyone else in the picture?) I casually mentioned that Ruby was part lab dog, and that her mother was part Labrador retriever. I think she misunderstood me and thought I had said lap dog.
Now you have to understand that the only furniture that allows a lap to be present is a folding camping chair, which is what We are sitting on.