Saturday, August 09, 2008


Are currently the bane of my existence.

Wikipedia states that an attorney is...

Strictly speaking, an "attorney" is one who acts on behalf of another person in some capacity. An "attorney-in-fact" is akin to an agent who acts on behalf of another person, typically with respect to business, property, or personal matters. Such an agent does not have to be licensed to practice law and may not need to have any license at all.

A few attorney jokes to make me feel better.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got first pick.


Dan and Janet said...

As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied.
"We didn't want you to think the operation had been a failure."

Anonymous said...

Funny, funny, funny. Both of you.
Love MOM